What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:34
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
How likely do TWS earbuds explode these days? I'm still using wired earbud because I'm paranoid.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
—
Everyone loved it.
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Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How is it not psychopathic to use someone for sex, even if they agree?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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